Remember that one yellow Sileighty on white Watanabes?
This happened.
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“this update requires that you restart your compu-“
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Remember limewire
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
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This makes me laugh everytime I reblog this.
The way he messed with his ear like ‘Bitch the hell you mean what’s ‘Martin?’ Can’t believe you said that on camera. I’m out hoe.’
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
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In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
can someone explain the joke
how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds
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