drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
I know but I ask, I get the answer then get left in the past.
goddessofcapriciousness: What if I don’t know how to be happy?
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
nickiminiall: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
She is a cool ass girl man. Hopeful,
montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold And we need to talk about: Bullet points I may as well strikeout Facebook You can’t...
sodamnrelatable: Just sitting in your room in the middle of the night Mom is wondering if you’re still up No safe tab! Fucking computer doesn’t work as fast as you want Last option…