vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas, via leaveherinamerica)

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

(Source: knucklepuckyou, via ohthassyogirl)

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

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cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(via i-am-dollparts)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aiclan, via ankaaaaakna)

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49, via stateofeternalwar)

ta-ble:

princessguwap:

tru

its not much different lol milk is like 90% water bro

(Source: vouisluitton)