cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via ankaaaaakna)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aiclan, via ankaaaaakna)

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49, via stateofeternalwar)

ta-ble:

princessguwap:

tru

its not much different lol milk is like 90% water bro

(Source: vouisluitton)

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

(via britnilee)

(Source: imthegayfriend)

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

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